autorection



when you are driving or being driven and you suddenly get erect
oh man yesterday i had an autorection
when you are driving in a car and u suddenly get erect
man yesterday was crazy! i got an autorection

Read Also:

  • tackling a giraffe

    trying to f-ck a freakishly tall female you can find me tackling a giraffe

  • raegon

    raegon’s are dumb-ss thots. that need to back the f-ck off of boys with girlfriends. they always seem to want to talk to boys in a relationship. they are stupid sl-ts. chloe: “she is such a raegon.” lilee: “she is always talking to colby.”

  • vodkanese

    a language acquired after a night of drinking or after several gl-sses of vodka. generally spoken or texted loudly and dramatically. comparible to bourbonese. i tried to pick the lady up at the bar last night but her vodkanese was so fluent i couldn’t understand her.

  • to friendzone

    basically a verb form of friendzone: to put someone who loves you and wants to date you in the zone of just friends, like if you were friendzoned, then you basically got rejected. bro, my “girl” wanted to friendzone me… why i spent 3 months on her

  • patriotic correctness

    it’s a full-throated, un-nuanced, uncompromising defense of american nationalism, history and cherry-picked ideals. central to its thesis is the belief that nothing in america can’t be fixed by more patriotism enforced by public shaming, boycotts and policies to cut out foreign and non-american influences. insufficient displays of patriotism among the patriotically correct can result in […]


Disclaimer: autorection definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.