Autostic
1. a word in which to describe when ones phone is being a complete spastic; or ones inability to work a touchscreen.
2. having a throwing motion so bad it leads to cancer of the soul
“no i didnt misspell my phone is just autostic”
for halloween, tim tebow tried to throw some candy to some children, only for it to end up in the hands of chris houston, due to him being an autostic quarterback
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