Autozoned


when a guy talks to a girl and automatically gets put into the friendzone. usually happening to the nice guys, and usually happening soon after meeting.
friend: hey man, you talk to that girl yet?

me: yea, but i got autozoned…

friend: oooohh….that sucks, sorry bro..

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