the one who has control of the aux cord.
i’m so happy sam isn’t the auxer this road trip.
(noun) a term that describes someone who constantly creates word play or “bad puns” dude, stop the jokes. if you don’t i’m gonna take you to a doctor and see if you might have wordplaosis
- Slapping the bush
manual stimulation of the female genitalia “she got caught slapping the bush at starbucks.” “she’s so lonely she could be a professional bush slapper.”
- fuck mattress
a random mattress in the woods where you take chicks you don’t want anyone else to see. darren took shanna to the ol f-ck mattress tonight.
noun, verb, adjective, adverb. definition: any word or words that are needed to describe a person or situation that is, egotistical, self-centered, arrogant, self-absorbed, fragile, over compensating, and/or r-ct-m hole. source: shawn essey honaryar’s brother 1. you got 1800 on the sat!? that’s so shawnhon. 2. “i’m so glad your into ‘guy humor,’ and not […]
a majestically fabulous rare species of dinosaur. the natasaurus’ food consists of memes, memes, and memes. they also tend to love warm purple blankets and memes. random guy: hey, have you seen a sighting of the natasaurus? another random guy: no, i haven’t. it seems pretty legit though. it also has a good taste in […]