Ava Sambora
the most perfect girl anyone has ever met in their life. when she walks in the room every guy stops and stares because she’s absolutely gorgeous. her eyes, hair, body and personality are all perfect. and no matter how much she denies it she has a pefect stomach. the next biggest actress and a girl that any guy would be lucky to even talk to. one of the funniest girls ever and someone you could spend a lifetime with. she’s the reason the word beautiful was created. the most amazing person alive.
“dude who is that?”
“that’s ava sambora you f—ing idiot.”
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