available
what someone is if they’re not in a relationship.
“is she available?”
“yes, but she’s strongly catholic.”
“whoa! not going there!”
2 more definitions
what someone is if they’re in an open relationship, and are looking for more partners.
“he/she changed her profile status to available, as opposed to single; he/she’s in a open relationship, and is looking for more s-xual partners.”
one who gets no poon ever and is constantly looking for a lover
ex. alex scholl
alex is available but he doesn’t get any.
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