Avanti


northern word used by peter kay fans to hurry along another person…. used primarily by ed page
come on, hurry up, move your a–, shift
4 more definitions
amazing italian resturaunt in illinois serving delicious bread for free. you can’t p-ss up free bread. it’s also “home of the gondola”.
jim: “hey let’s go to avantis!”

joe: “yes we shall. it’s the home of the gondola you know. and i love the free bread!”
a chain of “italian restaurants” located in central illinois. the restaurant is home to the “world famous gondola” which is some terrible bread, some questionable beef you can find in the clearance rack of most grocery stores, and american kraft singles. if you like dressing or any type of flavoring whatsoever, this is not the place to go.
“hey bro, eat sh-t”
“oh you mean avanti’s?”
a fibergl-ss sportscar, originally produced by studebaker.
studebaker has been gone for decades, but the avanti lives on. for a while it was basically a camaro with a custom body and interior, but then chevrolet stopped making camaros. the current avanti is based on the ford mustang.
best cigar ever, sold in packs of four and five.
taste like liqourice. can i have a second avanti?

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