AvaPwndU
the greatest tumblr account ever! it’s hilarious! when you go on her tumblr you can’t stop laughing!
what’s you’re fave tumblr?
avapwndu, obviously!!!
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- pick a window
a question presented to a person that has far outstayed their welcome and hence you intend to hasten their departure by thowing them through a pane gl-ss window and into the street. pick a window ya c-nt, yor f-ckin leaving !
- avataring
a drunken sensation that only happens late at night. where a group of people free run through a city. getting close to moving trains, cars or statues. “i’m so drunk! lets go avataring till 6 in the morning”
- Pictographer
a person who -ssumes that because they bought an expensive camera they are a professional photographer. my wife bought a new dslr and is starting to charge people for pictures. im worried that she has become a pictographer.
- Caple
to spill food on one’s clothes during the process of eating (occurs primarily in a restaurant). cleatus and billy bob (a couple of slack-jawed yokels) were sucking down breakfast at the waffle house and cleatus spills b-ttery syrup all over his overalls. “dag gummit, billy bob! i capled my weddin’ britches! like ‘down with it’ […]
- smackajawea
verb – to slap someone really hard so as to render them as helpless as the indians were against western weaponry. noun – a very forceful slap which renders a recipient temporarily unable to fight back don’t make me put the smackajawea on your -ss! b-tch put up a fight until she got smackajawea’d.