aveda
a cosmetology school which boasts being the premier scholastic achievment for girls who got pregnant their soph-m-re year of high school.
prompting the promising and lucrative career of “full time mommy”
-uterus spits out another kid-
/wipes legs
“there’s my 15th one! i now qualify for free tuition at aveda inst-tute of cosmetoglogy”
#fulltimemommy
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