Average Penis
the average p-n-s is anywhere from 5-6.5 inches in length and 4.5-5 inches in girth (around, circ-mference) when erect. flaccid length varies, so any measurements of a flaccid p-n-s doesn’t really reveal any information.
friend 1: i am sad because my p-n-s is only 5 inches long!
friend 2: man, don’t worry, nerves in women usually only go about three inches past the v-g-n-l opening, there’s a reason most men are 5-6 inches long- any more is practically a waste of sp-ce! it’s fine, you have an average p-n-s.
friend 1: yay! also, i’m only 3 inches around!
friend 2: well, that just sucks.
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