Averitis
averitis: noun. (a-verr-eye-tis), p-virus (psychological), a virus which is contracted by individuals/living organisms after contact with a host body (also known as communicable ginger subjugation); a condition of the living animal or plant body or of one of its parts that impairs normal functioning and is typically manifested by distinguishing signs and symptoms including:
i. abulia – a loss of will power
ii. anhedonia – an inability to experience pleasure
iii. anxiety, anxiousness – a relatively permanent state of worry and nervousness occurring in a variety of mental disorders, usually accompanied by compulsive behavior or attacks of panic
iv. agitation – a mental state of extreme emotional disturbance, usually resulting in volatile/violent attacks of rage
v. dissociation – a state in which some integrated part of a person’s life becomes separated from the rest of the personality and functions independently
-infection severity depends on length and amount of contact with the host and/or any infected individuals.
-etymology: first doc-mented infection on or near the 30th parallel, of the south-eastern quadrant of la crosse, wi, usa. other cases have been reported, but no substantial evidence of contamination could be found.
wow, i had no idea that one girl could so severely screw a poor kids life, and yearn to destroy all that walks in her path. she is the devil? i think so. she must definitely have a case of the averitis.
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