performing an “aviator’s wipe” is when you lay on an airport runway b-tt naked after a p–p waiting for an airplane to land on your -ss crack. airplane wheel in b-tt, highspeed wipe, intense tire and road burns, usually alot of blood.
“this is air traffic control, we seem to have an aviator’s wipe on runway 6. clean up crew be needed.
“smells like burnt rubber out here.. what did somebody do?! an aviator’s wipe??”
when you add tall tales and overembelish a story to include your own experiences. did you hear how he was jimsplaining about meeting that football player? did not happen
- sh*ggy davis
placing someone’s sungl-sses on your d-ck and taking a photo. did you get the “sh-ggy davis” pic i sent you?
there are many things you could call adawna but only a few work like emo adawna wears alot of black, white and gray . they preffers to be called a they instead of a she but it is all cool.they are a lovable freak who hates the human race and preffers to stick by themselves. […]
a text abbreviation for “where the party is?” john: i’m going to this party tonight, wanna go? mark: wtpi? john: maddi’s house.
- cheese pregnant
the bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese person 1: woah, your stomach is huge! how far along are you? person 2: oh actually i’m just cheese pregnant but it’s been about 30 or 40 minutes