avocado baby
typically a male under 20 who still acts as if he is twelve and wants to be back at his mums breast.
no general interest in s-x, again the mum thing.
dresses like his mum dressed him.
doesn’t wash much.
strange religious beliefs that just don’t ring true somehow.
i had the worst blind date, he was such an avocado baby, he didn’t eat anything, and ordered tap water!!!
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