Avoid
a girl, usually from the uk, who covers herself in fake tan, body glitter, false eyelashes and not much else.
a girl who goes to very expensive clubs and leaves with quite cheap guys
the girls at the beginning of snog, marry, avoid
girl 1 – oh my g-d, i can’t believe tony went home with that girl. she was such an avoid.
girl 2 – i know – his sheets are totally orange now
how to avoid many things in the world:
1)-n-l
a)while in prison don’t bend over to pick-up a bar of soap, get someone else to do it
b)don’t pick up a trans-xual on the way home from a bar or strip-club, it’ll be very painful
c)dont be gay!!!
2)ugly people(in general)
a)don’t pick-up any ugly chicks unless your that d-mn desperate
b)don’t walk into them, they may have cooties(lol)or herpes or any std’s known to mankind
c)just dont talk to them
3)death
a)don’t walk into a f-cking highway and stand there(that goes out to joel)
b)don’t get high on heroine and pist drunk and grab a shotgun, you’ll end up blowing your brains out
c)don’t call a black-man a n-gg-r
d)dont go swimming with fat people(like fidel) he has man b–bs
e)dont go to any fetish clubs, their quite painful, besides their stretch your b-lls to your feet
4)listening to music you hate
a)don’t go to any concerts that you hate, unless your going to go on stage rape the guy on the spot and burn everyone alive
b)bring your own mp3, ipod, or discman, it helps turning off the world outside
c)don’t watch much music, it only plays f-cking hip-hop and rap nowadays
avoid all the things above to survive in the outside world
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