to give someone an -rg-sm of such intensity they lose control of their sphincter and sh-t the bed
“he gave me the d so good i had an avondale hot brown and now i don’t think he’ll ever call me again”
a f-kboy who every girl falls in love with but he has a different hoe every week girl 1: did u see the new guy? he’s so hot! girl 2: yeah he’s a god… but he seems like a kinicky
a transgender mermaid (or merman) with sand in their v-g-n- and/or b-tt crack. and then the sandmertrans let loose a screech as it tried to rid itself of the sand in its crev-sses.
i dont know (shrug) person: how ur mom? me: \_(•_•)_/
the exchange of goods or services between two or more people with creative or artistic skill sets and without any money actually transferring between parties. 1. “how much was that logo? -i didn’t pay anything for it. i designed a website for my friend, and she made the logo in return. so you were artering? […]
- Jayking Off
verb; the way a man who is to fat to reach his own p-n-s m-st-rb-t-s. to do this they jiggle their excess flab all over their c-ck. “hey did you see that fatso jayking off in the locker room yesterday?” “yeah! that was nasty!”