avonymous
a disgustedly-sarcastic reference to a door-to-door salesman who never actually reveals his real name or what outfit he works for because he does not want to be sued for har-ssment or misrepresentation of his products’ quality/effectiveness — think, the salesman at dagwood’s door who solemnly proclaims, “if i am lying about this product, may lightning stroke me down!”, but then shakily confides to the audience in an aside, “every time i say that, it could be my last.”
i am so sick of all these visits from miss avonymous — what recourse do i have if her skin-care products don’t turn out to so good as she claims, if she won’t give me any info about herself or the company she represents??
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