AVPS

a very potter sequel

the sequel to the widely popular ‘a very potter musical’, on youtube.
guy 1: what’s avps?
guy2: it’s this totally awesome sequel to avpm!
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avp refers to anything that the speaker already knows and is old news.

avp is the abbreviation for “aliens vs. predator” and refers to the old avp video game (not the movies) from 1999 which, by this point, is pretty much old news.
dude: “hey man, did you hear that they’re filming that new clash of the t-tans movie?”

you: “yeah, dude, that sh!t’s totally avp.”
the only movie that ever made me cry.
i walked out of the theature in tears after watching avp.
-n-l and v-g-n-l penetration – this is the same as the shocker but you put two fingers in each end and keep the thumb free for the bean!
she’d get a.v.p. until she c-ms like a river!
v. to beat someone senseless, see ron artest. referencing the film; alien versus predator
mitch: eh, let me get one of your beers
me: if you touch my beer, i’ll go avp on your -ss!
the never ending flame war between paintballers and airsofters

ok 1. airsoft uses replica guns and tiny bbs and i guess like the realism of it

2.paintballers use guns that arnt supposed to look real, and fire geliten b-lls of paint to signify when their target is out

now all of you its not that big of a deal stop going at eachother throats cause they really arnt the same sport
d-mn -ssholes

oh and im a baller by the way and im not against airsoft its just not for me….a v. p
the acronym for artist vs poet, a five-piece pop punk band from dallas, texas consisting of tarcy thomason (vocals), craig calloway (guitar), jason dean (b-ss), joe kirkland (guitar), and joe westbrook (drums). frequently, there are two amazing fans commonly known as anyssa and audrey who, on a regular basis, comment the members’ mysp-ces. the band’s tour manager is milton dean, a sheep. when jason forgets milton at home, they often replace him with jacoby, a hippo.
audrey: oh man did you know avp got twitters?!
anyssa: yeah! and milton has one too. he always talks about what a fail jason is.
audrey: pft, who needs avp when you’ve got jacoby!