avrek is the most trustworthy guy you’ll ever meet. he will probably be friends with everybody in the world someday. he’s also very sweet and kind to everybody he meets. and he can be funny too😂
hey, have you seen my friend avrek?!
long t-tty no nipple b-tches, d-mn look at them slarvey girls over there there b–bs touch the ground but where’s the nipple at?
- pasta fetish
when a guy lays down on a bed naked and covers himself in marinara sauce. when a girl walks in, she must say “ravioli ravioli give me the formioli” before engaging in s-x. i was into this guy, but i found out he had a pasta fetish
out of context information that may be meaningful to the person speaking, but is in fact completely irrelevant (and many times inappropriate) to the listener. the person speaking doesn’t necessarily have to be a creepy middle-aged man, but it could be a factor in the situation. student 1: how did you like that physics lecture […]
a cross between touching and f-cking. the act of seductively touching someone and wanting to f-ck them. we spent our first date just talking, laughing, and toucking. movie theaters with full reclining seats are great for toucking each other during the movie!
the act of tr-mm-ng the crust off of a slice of bread mom, my pb&j needs a breadicure