Avril Lavigne Syndrome
when a teen popstar has a edgy image, but as soon as they turn 25 they act like a teenager. opposite of disney star syndrome.
avril lavigne at 17:
why you gotta go and make things so complicated.
avril lavigne at 30:
kawaii h-llo kitty!
taylor swift
at 18:
you were the best thing, that’s ever been mine.
taylor at 25:
i’ve got nothing in my brain!
sara: d-mn what happened to taylor swift
mary: avril lavigne syndrome has h-t her hard.
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