bartini
created in houston, tx by king_bartini in the late 1990s, when he ran out of barre. properly prepared, a bag of jolly ranchers and 5-10 handlebars (xanax 2mg) are allowed to dissolve for a minimum of 24hrs in a 64 oz non-carbonated beverage. must be poured over ice, and sipped slow; intensifies the taste. in expedited situations, a 20 oz (1 handlebar) may be shaken to receive a similar effect.
got me a potent bartini marinating for all-star weekend. i dropped 10 in a 64 oz cran-cherry. it’s gon go dyne!
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