avs

adult verification system
man i wanted to download p-rn from a site but it was an avs site
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the colorado avalanche nhl hockey team from denver, colorado
do you remember the avs / red wings rivalry back in the 90s? that sh-t was sick-nasty bomb-diggity, yo.
1) cavernous and roast beef-like;
2) having blue waffle-like symptoms after 5 months of development;
3) from 7-9 months, avs will form into a black hole with teeth, which results in a p-n-s-encrusted v-g-n-;
4) a peni tree begins to form after 1 year of development;
5) 6 weeks are needed for the peni tree to fully develop;
6) after a fully developed peni tree, the avs will go into hibernation for 6-8 weeks;
7) after, the avs becomes so contagious that physical, mental, or emotional contact is dangerous;
fyi) if a baby is born during any developmental stage of avs, the baby will turn into a peni tree, so pregnancy is strictly reserved for those who do not have avs.

fyi 2) avs is also referred to as amy’s v-g-n- syndrome
amy: do you want to come to a party
caleb: no! you wh-r-! you have avs!
amy: what’s that?!
caleb: you eat d-cks with your v-g-n- and grow peni trees out of it.

amy: but my v-g-n- is so cavernous and roast beef-like!
caleb: exactly…
hungarian secret police from the end of wwii to 1956, when during a riot they where systematically rounded up and executed.
ah, the ávs…. that should be the fate of all jack booted thugs.
absolute value solution
i know you havn’t heard about it when you took algebra but that’s because you didn’t take algebra after the year 2050.