Avtomat Kalashnikov
of all the weapons in the vast soviet -rs-nal, nothing was more profitable than avtomat kalashnikova model of 1947. more commonly known as the ak-47, or kalashnikov. it’s the world’s most popular -ssault rifle. a weapon all fighters love. an elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. it doesn’t break, jam, or overheat. it’ll shoot whether it’s covered in mud or filled with sand. it’s so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. the soviets put the gun on a coin. mozambique put it on their flag. since the end of the cold war, the kalashnikov has become the russian people’s greatest export. after that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
after the cold war, the avtomat kalashnikov -47 became russia’s biggest export. after that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
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