Awake Message
a text message ,sent by males to their female friend, contains only of words: “are you awake?”.
actualy means: “would you like to have full s-xual relations with me right now?”.
usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have s-x with.
edi: “dude, i’m h-rny and all i can see here is guys”.
vlad: “try sending some ‘awake messages’..”
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