Away Message Author


a person who chooses to: 1.list several things they are going to be doing in the time following the setting of the away message to the time that that they return, 2.explain in unnecessary detail of the adventures that they are partaking in, or 3.someone who is leaving for a trip and decides to leave an extensive list of things they will be doing.
“my friend is such an ‘away message author’, he completely makes an elaborate story about what he’s doing!”

ex.1.- hey, i’m not here, i’m going to wal-mart, then to the mall, then to the bathroom, then home, then…..
ex.2.- i’m gone right now. i’m at the mall with friends. i’m going to go see a movie, pay $3.50 for a bag of popcorn, leave half of the bag uneaten, throw it away, enjoy the movie, leave, go drive to…..
ex.3.- sorry, im not here, i’m in houston watching a baseball game. so i could be:
a. in a car
b. getting gas
c. eating candy
d. drinking soda
e. watching the game
f. driving home
g. …..

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