Awesbum
awesome and b-m (the english definition; abbreviation of b-ttox) combined, though contrasting as ‘b-m’ would normally imply negat-tivty, e.g b-mmer, and awesome being that of positivity. because of this conflict in definition, is sometimes used sarcastically. a catchy oxymoron that’s funner to say that awesome.
sarcasm.
“my cat died last night.”
“awesb-m.”
civility.
“want to grab a drink?”
“sure”
“awesb-m.”
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