awesomeo-3000
awesomeo-3000 is when somebody achieves absolute perfection in the field of being awesome. indeed, this word is very rarely used.
it can also be said when somebody does exactly what you say perfectly.
drill sergeant- “godd-mn it cadet drop and give me 50!”
cadet- “yes drill sergeant!”
(50 push ups later)
drill sergeant-“godd-mn it cadet i might as well call you awesomeo-3000!”
“sh-t he just f-cked every woman on the earth, he is awesomeo-3000
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