Awesome Auger
a very-useful, or on the other hand, a perhaps worthless gardening tool attached to a drill, as marketed by billy mays for $19.95 + $8.95 s&p. also if called “immediately” included would be bonus drill, of questionable quality; a weed auger; and a “power extender” free of charge (but an extra, and unheard-of some might say, s&p price was added if one wanted the “free” drill.)
agniss: how did you get your flower bed so nice and clean?
guppy: awesome augerrrrr.
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