Awesome Meter
an “awesome meter” is a loose term used to describe whether or not a noun (person, place, or thing) is considered “awesome” or not. the awesome meter cannot be lied too; for the awesome meter knows all awesome-ness and sees all awesome-ness. keep in mind that when using the word “awesome,” you are comparing something to be so impressive, so jaw dropping, so amazing that the only word to describe it is… awesome! something that lacks an “awesome” quality is obviously very low on the awesome meter. something that is exceeding of an “awesome” quality is there by very high on the awesome meter. such is the incredible power that the awesome meter harnesses.
“i would say that guy’s jonas’ brother’s t-shirt is very low on the awesome meter.”
“holy cr-p! that movie had to be at least a 9/10 on the awesome meter!”
the level of awesome at which someone or something is thought to be on a scale from 1 to 1000.
joe’s awesomemeter levels took a hit when he accidentally told everyone that he lives in his mom’s bas-m-nt.
the awesome meter is an invisable meter that contains all of you “awesome” when playing video games and slowly deminishes over time and occasionally spikes to new levels only to go way down afterwards.
(slightly exagurated)
some dude: man on guitar hero ii, i got 100% on jordan than failed surender with full star power i wonder why….
other dude: its the awesome meter at work!
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