Awesome Swag Master
a word only made to describe amazing people, more awesome than unicorns and as magnificent as a rare pink fluffy unicorn . this holy nickname is really awesome! a awesome swag master is a person who is very hot and sweet. a awesome swag master is a person known for having many awesome powers, such as the powers of a succubus but without the having s-x and draining them of their life power (but you certainly may want to have s-x with him!). a awesome swag master is also very s-xy and is so f—ing cool. compared to chuck norris, an awesome swag master is the human form of that dude. he has a kind heart, but which of can be broken easily. these people have cute hair and amazing eyes, and huge d-cks and thos nuts.
“wow, look at that awesome swag master! lets bow before him in hope of being his friend!”
“stupid awesome swag master, i hate him because he is everything i am not”
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