Awesomenese


(noun) the language spoken by charlie sheen or anyone using his quotes to communicate.
guy1: did you study for the test?
guy2: no, i stayed up all night drinking.
guy1: aren’t you worried you will fail?
guy2: no, because i’m winning!
guy1: stop speaking awesomenese.

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