Awesomeocalypse
when to many awesome things are combined causing a tear in the fabric of sp-ce/time and the subsequent annihilation of the known universe. note: possible source for the “big bang”
dude: “watch this; i’m gonna paste a pic of chuck norris on this t. rex having a lightsaber duel with lol cat on top of a stealth bomber with the “your awesome” dog being the ref…..”
dudette: “no!” as she pushes him away from the keyboard
dudette: “you could have started an awesomeocalypse!”
dude: “duuuudddeeee…..sorry…..to much awesomeness”
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