Burnt condom
the act of putting a mixture of jalipino juice and cayenne pepper on the outside of a condom before f-cking a girl.
guy: are you ready for this?
girl: yea baby
guy: ok it might sting because my c-ck is so huge
girl:i can handle it
-puts on the burt condom-
girl: oh my f-cking god what the f-ck is that?!?!
guy: that’s my burnt condom b-tch! thats what u get for queefing on me yesterday!
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