Awesomer*
the art of having more awesome than the compet-tion. however this is not a chirp or insult as your counter part contains a great amount of awesome to be recognized. but to be awesomer, one must possess a skill that is noticed and commented on by others. therefore, it is not permitted for one to t-tle his or herself awesomer than someone else, nor can an individual cl-ssify a possession of theirs to being awesomer than another. awesomer is a compliment and must be received as a statement of achievement. be warned, as a result of a self-awesomer proclamation, the person is demoted to chuck norris rank, once cool, but now a try hard over effort loser thanks to world of warcraft commercials.
the story of awesomer-
one day at the bar, a cute server sparked a conversation with a patron regarding the very existence of the word awesomer. since she never received that honorable mentions of being awesomer, it was in her beliefs that the word was fict-tious.
unfortunately, this is an example of someone getting their feelings hurt because awesomer is a word, but was never in context that included the cute server. this is always a possibility within the realm of awesomer.
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