Awesometasticabulous
aw-suhm-tas-tik-ab-yuh-luhs
-adjective
origin:
2009; middle english, jawsumtaztikabulose, introduced into the english language by the semi-famous designer and ill-strator jay miles griffin (know amoung the art community of the eastern united states as griffin-jay).
1. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; unbelievable and remarkable; god-like; unimaginably beautiful: awesometasticabulous length, girth, and stamina; awesometasticabulous s-xual ability.
2. incredibly great or extreme; exorbitant: jay’s p-n-s is defined as awesometasticabulous by all women who have seen it.
3. slang . extremely impressive to the point of near disbelief: that p-n-s of jay griffin’s is beyond awesometastic, it’s down right awesometasticabulous.
related forms
awe-some-tastic-abulous-ly, adverb
awe-some-tastic-abulous-ness, noun
awe-some-tastic-abulous-tic, adjective
awe-some-tastic-abulous-ti-cal-ly, adverb
famous quotes:
“…and after ten years of trying to sleep with the artist jay griffin, i finally was able to, and the only way i can describe the twelve hours of non-stop astounding s-x that he administered to me is awesometasticabulous! i’ve never had so many -rg-sms in my entire life!” – christina ricci
“…he described it to me as awesometasticabulous, but i had no idea what he meant until he pulled it out and showed it to me. he was right. griffin’s c-ck is definitely, without a doubt, awesometasticablous!” – milla jovovich
“…but i lost count after about 7 hours of female extended multiple -rg-sm syndrome (f.e.m.o.s.), and all i can say is that griff’s s-xual abilities are the only thing on this planet that can truely be defined as awesometasticabulous.” -elizabeth shannon
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