awesometini


an exclamation used in response to a situation that so far exceeds all normal levels of awesome that the only natural form of celebration is to have a c-cktail.

can also be used as a sarcastic response to something that is driving you to drink.

note: an upscale, sophisticated relative of “awesomecake”
celebratory: it’s taken me years but i finally made it to level 3…awesometini!

sarcastic: so, it’s 6pm and i only have 4 more hours of work today…awesometini.
note: when going with the sarcastic usage, it’s best to insert a dramatic pause between “awesome” and “tini”

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