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(v.) when a man shoves his p-n-s into a woman’s -ss so much as to make her bleed profusely and lose control of bowel movement. i saw wubag’s panties today – with those stains she must have gotten ripped open last night.
- elmo bitch tits
when a guy wears a really tight red shirt and his man b–bs are just bulging out. dude why the fk did you wear a red shirt?, i can see your elmo b-tch t-ts.
- Firecow
a generic term for whatever mozilla’s lightweight browser happens to be named this week. i tried to load your web page, but firecow gave me an error.
- First Banana
the leader or superior, i.e. alpha male, of a group, clique, or social hierarchy. first banana is followed by the second in command, or second banana, who has reign over all bananas (e.g. third, second, fourth banana) excluding the first. lower bananas are typically pr-ne to the whims of upper bananas and can even become […]
- hackygram
when someone leans in to kiss you, but accidentally hacks in your face instead. i thought i was getting a kiss from b–boo, but all i got was a hackygram.