Awesomystic


something that is so awesome that it is beyond normal comprehension.
man who plays the lottery everyday, and finally wins, has found the win to be awesomystic.

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    while in the process of the eiffel tower, (can only be done when the two males are best friends, otherwise is considered gay) the male railing the vag lowers his hand down, and caresses the other males face/beard. not long after this, the male pumping the b-tches face reaches down with the opposite hand, and […]

  • azaali

    a woman with large br–sts and a ghetto bootie, thats also s-xy and great in bed. azaalis get around the whole entire town when wanted they are rare but tight. oh jeez!! have you heard of the endangered azaali species?

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    some stupid action you would perform only under the influence of drugs. joe: john smoked some weed yesterday and did cartwheels on the roof for two hours. james: that was obviously a high move.

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  • beardspiracy

    a conspiracy against those who have beards or other facial hair and can involve anti behavior towards those with beards. “i didn’t get that promotion at work because there is a beardspiracy against me”


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