awffer
an unwanted advance from someone you’d never consider intimacy with. pr-nounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.
that granny sk-nk just cornered me, rubbed her slag t-ts on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she’d blow me…then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. that’s an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- i’ll never be too drunk to refuse.
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