awfultunity
an opportunity that turns out to be awful
i had an awfultunity to play tony hawk ride.
noun, an occasion presenting the potential to do something which absolutely should not be done
i had a total awfultunity with brendan’s mom last weekend
an opertunity to do something awful
dude 1: hey man i got a chance to play this new skating game!.
dude 2: well that was a good opertunity for you.
dude 1: nah, it was more of an awfultunity.
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