awkard turtle


awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it!!
you: hay
person:hows it going good looking
you: great, haye will you go out with me?
long pause
you: o sh-t awkard turtle

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