convulated computer nerd command lines.
used by systems administrators and the like to automate things
if you just use the below you can have a nice os version detector, basic awksedreplgrep!
-e /etc/issue && \
-r /etc/redhat-release && \
osrelease=$( head -q -n 1 /etc/issue /etc/redhat-release | /bin/sort -u | xargs |/usr/bin/perl -ne ‘$rel=(/3\.\d+/ ? ‘c3’ : (/4/ ? ‘c4’ : (/5/ ? ‘c5’ : (/release (\d).+update (\d+)/i ? “r$1” : (/fed.+\b (\d+)/ ? ‘fc’ : (/ub.+\b (\d+\.\d+)/ ? $1 : ‘unk’) ) ) ) ) );print “$rel\n”;’)
- awww sheet
1)when you are sledding down a hill on a sheet and your best friend is on top of you you yell 2)when ditching school with your best friend and driving a car illegally without a liscense and you almost get into a car accident you say… 3) when driving around town at night in a […]
type of guitar, usually with a fender statocaster shape. “is that a strat?” “no, it’s an axcalibur!”
leet speak for the word “awesome” the new world of warcraft expansion looks azum!
what people in j-panese rpg games say when they are in fear/pain. ness threw a grenade at porky! the grenade exploded! all 150 bones in porkys body broke! porky: aaaaaaaaaaiieeeeeeeee!!!! it burns!!!!
a tall, blonde, blue-eyed norwegian man. he is s-xy, irresistible, disarming, addicting, and frustrating. a great friend. a man with an increadible heart and sensational body. a source of s-xual fantasy and dreams. he keeps you company late at night and always leaves you wanting more. he invades your thoughts and has stolen a place […]