Awktopus
a very awkward moment
oh wow, that was a awktopus….
someone who is the epitome of awkward. has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable… consistently.
“jonathan asked me how far i’ve been with my boyfriend. what an awktopus!”
child: daddy! why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?
dad: stop being such an awktopus, billy. they’re f-cking!
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