this means nothing. some idiot prep made this up after hearing about the awkward turtle.
the awkward antlers, are you sh-tt-ng me?
the awkward antlers are also used in conjunction with the awkward turtle when re-telling events. the antlers are used in stages with the progression of awkwardness. to express the beginning of awkwardness, raise each index finger and hold them up to your head (stage 1). when the awkward tension starts to build, the antlers begin to waver/shake (stage 2). then, when awkwardness reaches its climax, suddenly the antlers become all 4 fingers on each hand, sans the thumb, expressing to your audience that things were incredible horribly awkward (stage 3).
(the last stage is usually accompanied by, but not limited to: bulging eyes, anguished expression, gasping, etc.)
in the situation: as you hug your ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.
“i saw my ex, john, come into the party!”
-stage 1 awkward antlers-
“then, he called out my name and started toward me,” -stage 2, aavering antlers-
“all of the sudden, he just leaped on me and began to cry!”
-final stage 3 distressed antlers-
undermining another person’s desire for word brevity. ex: hottiecheer09: i totes want 2 bng u halostudhockey: what? halostudhockey is abbrevihating.
- filibusting a nut
when a guy talks to a girl non-stop until she agrees to have s-x with him, just to shut him up. derived from the term “filibuster” which is a type of obstruction of legislation in government by talking for a very long period of time. -at a party- guy 1: have you seen matt? guy […]
aberlyn is a really funny person. she tells so many stories that have no relevance, yet still seem to bring everyone entertainment. she’s absolutely hilarious! she’s smart! she’s pretty! she has a really great personality. person 1 “hey, you remind me of aberlyn!” person 2 “why’s that?” person 1 “you’re so funny! hahahaa”
- filippino hair cut
it is what happens when a jealous philippina woman, usually a hooker or girlfriend, finds out you have been scr-w-ng around with other women, (called being a b-tterfly). she cuts off you c-ck and b-lls with a staight razor while your very drunk and sleeping, and then tries to feed them to you. when hot […]
- filthy mellander
the act of sh-tt-ng on ones face, then rubbing it in with your belly. debra got a good filthy mellander last week, i can still smell that sh-t!