awkward canoe


similar to awkward turtle, though much more sly and less cliche. motion is moving hands in an oar motion. the coolest awkward sign around
“that person tripping? definitely an awkward canoe moment.”

Read Also:

  • Perv Box

    the perv box is a place where someone goes when they have done something, or thought of something s-xual or otherwise “dirty”. constructed of cardboard with a simple “perv box” writte on the side with a magic marker. the “this end up” arrow points downward. the top of the box is open for admitees to […]

  • awkward sex

    when a person has s-x.. with some one and realizes that it will be awkward afterwards me and my bestfriend had s-xx.. it was some freaky kinda awkward s-x 1 more definition when youre having s-x with someone who doesn’t know what they are doing creating an awkward feeling and regret because you could have […]

  • eole

    to hump something in a quick, p-ssionate way “my dog likes to eole my leg.”

  • Brown Eye Back Fire

    a brown eye back fire is when you take a dump and when the p–p hits the water in the toilet it splashes up on your b-tthole. it is the most disgusting feeling in the world that everyone you’ve ever met has experienced. guy on toilet: “(splash) ahhhhhhhh” guy’s wife: “what’s going on in there?” […]

  • browser sniffing

    to detect the name/version of the web browser that has loaded an html page. most often accomplished with javascript or vbscript. if(app.name == ‘netscape’) {alert(‘using netscape’)} 2 more definitions when an overly curious parent goes through their teenage child’s search history, most often when looking for traces of p-rnography. mother: have you been watching p-rn? […]


Disclaimer: awkward canoe definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.