awkward chopsticks


at an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. this gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase “awkward chopsticks” aloud.
boy1: “hey! let’s go to a party at this greek fraternity! invite your grandma.”
boy2: “dude. my grandmother is persian!”
boy1: …
boy3: “awkward chopsticks…”

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