Awkward Christmas Tree
that one christmas tree that just has something off. it would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. also applicable to people.
this tree is perfect!
it leans to the left.
oh its an awkward christmas tree
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