awkward cow
in an awkward situation one will point their pinky and index fingers down while the other two fingers are held up by the thumb. another person near you will then put one hand on each of your two fingers and slide them down. the more times this motion is repeated and its speed is determined by how awkward the situation is.
you seem very uncomfortable, would you like to milk my awkward cow?
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this is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. this is a step up from an awkward turtle. when someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down] and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.
suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: bro. milk my awkward cow.
this is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. this is a step up from an awkward turtle. when someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down] and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.
suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: bro. milk my awkward cow.
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