awkward dick bendz

when a guy c-ms during s-x; tries to go for a next round and can only get semi hard leaving him to awkwardly smack the girls v-g-n- with a limp d-ck, bending with each thrust.
“man i busted so quick with jenny. i tried to go for round 2 and got a case of the awkward d-ck bendz.”

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