awkward dick
(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. his p-n-s is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.
john: “uhh just gimme a second babe..”
vallerie: “hehe oh my god your d-ck is awkward! as f-ck.”
-…awkward silence…-
vallerie: you have an awkward d-ck, john.
john: :'(
john: /wrists
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