Awkward Egyptian


just a smidgeon below the awkward woolly mammoth, the awkward egyptian consists of this: hands together above one’s head with elbows slightly bent, a consistent head bobbing motion, and the singing of the bangles cl-ssic “walk like an egyptian” as one slowly backs away from the awkward situation.
-john stares deeply into a book.- “dude, where’s waldo?!-
waldo: “i’m right here…”
john: -awkward egyptian-

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